My current top ten season premieres this fall

Chronological order. Excitement measured in boldness:

• It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (10:00, Sept. 13, FX)
  
• Prison Break (8:00, Sept. 17, FOX)
  
• Chuck (8:00, Sept. 24, NBC)
  
• Heroes (9:00, Sept. 24, NBC)
  
• House (9:00, Sept. 25, FOX)
  
• Smallville (8:00, Sept. 27, CW)
  
• The Office (9:00, Sept. 27, NBC)
  
• Pushing Daisies (8:00, Oct. 3, ABC)
  
• 30 Rock (8:30, Oct. 4, NBC)
  
• Scrubs (9:30, Oct. 25, NBC)

My door will be unlocked. No invite necessary.

My current random five people that aid in steganography

Haha right?

No particular order:

• Horticulturalists
  
• thomas Edison (his museum is not open to the public)
  
• Little people (i'm not sure i understand the difference between little and short)
  
• Libertarians
  
• Orphans

My current top five favorite movies of 2007

No particular order:

• Hot Fuzz
  
• Hot Fuzz
  
• Hot Fuzz
  
• Blades of Glory
  
• HOT FUZZ

Is there anyone out there who hasn't seen Hot Fuzz yet? I can't justify seeing movies by myself, so I'm begging for an excuse to go see it again. 9010235 CALL ME.

My current top fourteen favorite states I went to for Spring Break

From first to worst:

• Colorado - I don't really need a reason. Okay my reason is ice cube kisses
  
• Loiusiana - I was not judged in this state
  
• Iowa - Herbert Hoover, scenic overlooks, AND free wireless at every rest area! Iowa has its act together
  
• Oklahoma - Awesome hilly driving/overlooks after frickin Kansas
  
• Tennessee - I played "Walkin in Memphis" when I entered the state, and it had almost finished by the time I left
  
• Texas - Wildflowers I guess? Way to be totally average, Texas
  
• Arkansas - I honestly don't remember being in this state. By the time I looked at a map, I was in Missouri
  
• Missouri - Okay I have to admit, I basically slept through this leg of the trip. Must've been a good nap though
  
• Nebraska - Lame at the beginning, more interesting by the end, once you start going up and up
  
• Illinois - What seems like such a short state going west suddenly becomes a 8 hour drive in the dark when driving north
  
• Mississippi - Somehow felt more ghetto than New Orleans
  
• Kansas - Lame all day. Except Elkhorn Creek
  
• Wyoming - Seriously, why am I not in Colorado yet
  
• Indiana - Gary

John Vandermolen's current top five favorite types of insurance

No particular order:

• Car
  
• Fire
  
• Water
  
• Earth
  
• Heart

My current top five favorite things that are round

No particular order:

• Balloons
  
• Santa
  
• Cheese
  
• Smiles on rescued orphans
  
• Pizza

So it turns out I don't know how to spell.

:(

My current top five favorite Kelly Clarkson songs and the person that instantly comes to mind when I hear them

No particular order:

• Walk Away - Emily Van Dyke
  
• Because of You - Ariel Bordewyk
  
• A Moment Like This - Sideshow Bob
  
• Behind These Hazel Eyes - Suzanne Winter
  
• Since U Been Gone - John Vandermolen

Hint: The meaning of the lyrics has nothing to do with the associations.

My current top five favorite Christmas carols

No particular order:

• The First Noel
  
• Hark! The Herald Angels Sing
  
• Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer
  
• O Holy Night
  
• While by my Sheep (baaaaaa)

I don't know if Rudolf counts as a Christmas carol.

Also, the local easy listening station has been all Christmas for a while. And I don't think I've heard a single religious song in that entire time. This makes me upset. If I hear "Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland" or "Chestnuts Roasting" one more time, I will get even more upset but do nothing about it except whine more.

My current top five favorite philosophers

Plato? Aristotle? Socrates?

Morons.

No particular order:

• Isaac Newton
  
• Bertrand Russell
  
• John Locke
  
• Kurt Gödel
  
• René Descartes

Yes I realize that they're pretty much all mathematicians or logicians. Sorry, that's who I like. The only philosophy classes I took in school were Philosophy 101 and The Philosophy of Mathematics.

Also, check out my obvious mastery of diacritical marks in ascii. The keystroke combination for ö in Windows is Alt+0246. That took me a bit of trial and error. At home on the Mac it probably would've been something simple like option+o.

My current top five favorite vegetables

No particular order:

• Mr. Lunt
  
• Lettuce
  
• Dandelions
  
• Terry Schiavo
  
• Sweet Corn

This list was pretty hard because I don't really like vegetables in general.

Did you know that depending on how it is harvested, corn can either be a vegetable or a grain? It's a vegetable when you eat the kernels and they're still soft and juicy. But it's a grain when you let it dry out, then mash it up or something.

For some reason the supreme court had to decide whether tomatoes were fruits or vegetables (Nix v Hedden for you fact checkers). They went with vegetables. That doesn't really matter though because I don't like tomatoes, so they're not on the list.

Also seriously dandelions are vegetables. I guess people put them in salads? How many more fun facts would you like today?